Otwituaries : Andy Jackson's tweet-length poetic elegies for the departed: Vincent Pastore

Sunday, 9 August 2026

Vincent Pastore – d. August 1st 2026

Don’t imagine you can trust a Fed,
or tell me you’re just Joe Schmoe,
takin’ care of business. We both know
what a rat smells like, how he acts
like he’s on the up-an’-up. Face facts;
even the wisest guys wind up dead.

Read about Vincent Pastore here

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About the Otwituaries

I started tweeting these poetic obituaries via Twitter on the death of Ernest Borgnine in July 2012. After a while a friend asked if I would gather them together, so I have created this blog as an archive. New Otwituaries will appear here as well as being broadcast via Twitter and Facebook.

All the Otwituaries are written very quickly on the day their subjects pass away, so are clearly lacking in polish or the insight that only comes in time, but they are all from the heart. They represent the people who have, in some way, touched my life - actors, musicians, sporting figures, TV personalities, writers, explorers and assorted others of note.

We live in an age where people are celebrated for the most modest of achievements - news and media ensure that seemingly everyone gets their five minutes of fame if they stick around long enough. It may therefore seem a little morbid or even self-serving on my part to write about the recently-deceased (few if any of whom I have actually met), but these people already enjoy some degree of immortality through their celebrity, and therefore don't need a poem from me. I hope you enjoy reading these short poetic sketches all the same, in the spirit they are intended.