Otwituaries : Andy Jackson's tweet-length poetic elegies for the departed: Ian Paisley

Friday, 12 September 2014

Ian Paisley - d. September 12th 2014

You asked Saint Peter to let you in;
No.
You asked to see the man in charge;
No.
He asked if you had changed your ways;
No. No. Never. No.

Read more about Ian Paisley here

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Anonymous16 September 2014 at 01:20
"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones."

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About the Otwituaries

I started tweeting these poetic obituaries via Twitter on the death of Ernest Borgnine in July 2012. After a while a friend asked if I would gather them together, so I have created this blog as an archive. New Otwituaries will appear here as well as being broadcast via Twitter and Facebook.

All the Otwituaries are written very quickly on the day their subjects pass away, so are clearly lacking in polish or the insight that only comes in time, but they are all from the heart. They represent the people who have, in some way, touched my life - actors, musicians, sporting figures, TV personalities, writers, explorers and assorted others of note.

We live in an age where people are celebrated for the most modest of achievements - news and media ensure that seemingly everyone gets their five minutes of fame if they stick around long enough. It may therefore seem a little morbid or even self-serving on my part to write about the recently-deceased (few if any of whom I have actually met), but these people already enjoy some degree of immortality through their celebrity, and therefore don't need a poem from me. I hope you enjoy reading these short poetic sketches all the same, in the spirit they are intended.